Snip-Its
meant to be taken out of context...
Wednesday, April 30, 2003
nbor: is there such a thing as a "pride-a-holic"?
291: umm..
291: i'm sure there is, but with a much more sophisticated and technical term.
nbor: yeah...you're probably right...
291: but for our purposes, pride-o-holic will suffice.
nbor: i think they're commonly known as "snobs" or "pompous jerks"
Tuesday, April 29, 2003
....on root canals:
ero: WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!
ero: painless
291: do i limp when i walk?
1691: i don't think you limp when you walk
291: that's good.
1691: that is good. nobody wants to limp when they walk.
291: this is true.
291: unless you're in 1995 when it was cool to limp when you walked.
291: or *strut* i should say.
1691: or if you walk like a gangster, does that count?
291: is that the same thing as a thug walk?
291: is there a difference? i feel it's a sensitive line.
1691: i think... gangster=thug, but thug doesn't always=gangster
291: ahhh..one of those..
1691: so is there a separate gangster walk, a thug walk, and a thug that's not a gangster walk?
291: having been surrounded by SO many of them, i must say that i am unaware of the distinction.
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
291: i mean.
291: fake pukey puke
291: go home
291: pack your bag
291: and take like the whole week off as sick
291: woohoo!!
Monday, April 14, 2003
291: okay...i'm out like a light..
ero: i'm out like jon's converse
ero: (you can tell him i said that)
Wednesday, April 09, 2003
1691: btw i heard shei made you into a pin-up model
1691: that freshman girls all over campus have you hanging up in their dorm rooms.
19: oh WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!
1691: haha... but seriously... i wanna see it next time i come
19: of course
19: i'll try to get you a copy
19: it'll cost you a few bucks though...my pretty face isn't cheap, ya know
1691: hahaha
1691: my 4 years of guidance and support isn't enough payment?!?
19: haha
19: i'll see what i can do
1691: what about my friendship and gratitude?
1691: that's gotta be worth something.
19: might just cover the cost of the mag =)
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
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Friday, April 04, 2003
My favorite lines of the day... guess what kind of morning i had??
AD: i'll start up a collection and call it "Bail Money for Oppressed Workers' Fund", dedicated in your name
291: did you get all dizzy cuz you were so pissed?
291: because some people just need a good ass kicking. (can i get an amen!?!)
Thursday, April 03, 2003
1691: you're the dork
421: i know
421: i wear the name proudly
Tuesday, April 01, 2003
1691: i thought you quit
291: yeah..
291: well i'm in the process of trying to eliminate my need for it.
1691: you're just feeding your addiction
101: it's really nice how we unconditionally support each other no matter what.
291: we wouldn't be the same person if we didn't.
101: and we ARE.
101: which is comforting.
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