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Friday, October 05, 2007

1691: haha, yeah.. i was going to talk about my accomplished embezzlement career
1691: but i guess i should scratch that
nbor: yeah
nbor: or how i accidentally burned the office down after having sacrificed a small forest creature....
1691: after you were maimed by the small forest creature
1691: i don't even know what immolated means

.: posted by chrissy 3:06 PM

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

me: can i just say that eating a bunch of pringles sounds like a good idea but isn't so much a good idea after you've eaten half the can?

ssy: hahaha

ssy: i could have told you that
ssy: this is what happens when we don't see each other for a month

i get a stomachache and you to to toronto

ssy: yes

.: posted by monkey bar chick 1:38 PM

Thursday, July 20, 2006

524: is the baby here yet?

524: is the baby here yet?

524: no baby yet?

nBor: no word yet?

.: posted by chrissy 3:13 PM

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

LiLL: nooo, there are some crazy old ppl on facebook that graduated in like 95 ive seen
LiLL: now those people are old
1691: SHUT UP

.: posted by chrissy 11:03 PM

Monday, July 17, 2006

291: i'm going to be pregnant forever

.: posted by chrissy 1:08 PM

Thursday, March 23, 2006

saved by the bell lives on...

1691: did you watch the saved by the bell episode where zack and kelly broke up?
291: the one with the prom
291: ?
1691: i think so
291: where jessie's singing "how am i supposed to live without you?"
1691: did they play 'how am i supposed to live w/o you
1691: haha
291: hahahah
1691: yeah! everytime i hear this michael bolton song, i think of that episode but i didn't know if they actually played that
291: yeah, the band was singing it
291: and weren't they dressed up in medieval clothes?
1691: i don't remember that part
1691: i remember this song playing in the background
1691: and that kelly was crying
1691: bc she like cheated on zack or something, right?
1691: with that other guy?
291: jeff

.: posted by chrissy 10:12 AM

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

nBor: a**** b**** almost choked when reading roll call in one of her classes...
nBor: little 5 year old boy was named "dixon cox"
nBor: poor kid.

.: posted by monkey bar chick 1:04 PM

nBor: even today...i still get "AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLVVVVIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!"
nBor: and i'm like "dude, that's funny, i've never heard that one before..."

.: posted by monkey bar chick 1:02 PM

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

291 (4:15:44 PM): ../../ gv ,l llaxksaksxlkaslwk
691 (4:15:52 PM): right
291 (4:15:52 PM): that's isaiah for "right"

.: posted by chrissy 5:14 PM

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

291: i made chicken carbonara
ie918: whtas that?
ie918: carbon?
291: yeah, bunso..i made carbon for dinner

.: posted by monkey bar chick 12:21 PM

Thursday, February 24, 2005

1691: we i kinda like... huh?
291: huh?

.: posted by monkey bar chick 1:47 PM

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

nBor: here's a tip...
nBor: apparently, you're not supposed to say "happy cock!!" today for chinese new year...
nBor: ppl will think you're weird

.: posted by monkey bar chick 4:07 PM

Friday, October 22, 2004

1691: mel says that parrot bay came out with a new mango flavor
291: awwww!!

.: posted by chrissy 2:06 PM

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

an Am: maybe your headphone suck

an Am: headphones

291: well then you suck

291: you gave them to me

an Am: oh

an Am: then the headphones are dope

.: posted by monkey bar chick 2:36 PM

Friday, July 09, 2004

nbor: great minds think of crap bag...

.: posted by monkey bar chick 3:36 PM

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

719: i think it's programmed in my male mind
719: not to fully think things through

.: posted by chrissy 11:38 PM

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

1691:(12:34:50 PM): i'm so lost
291:(12:34:50 PM): do you feel lost?

.: posted by chrissy 12:37 PM

Thursday, April 15, 2004

nbor: maybe you can just try to shape cookies in the form of people..
nbor: if the limbs fall off, you can call them leper cookies...

.: posted by chrissy 6:02 PM

Thursday, April 08, 2004

1691: our wilmot party
mbo5: hahaha
mbo5: didnt we show up like mad early?
1691: hahahah
1691: yeah
1691: at like 11?
mbo5: man
1691: there was nobody here
mbo5: rookie mistakes

.: posted by chrissy 12:25 AM

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

nbor: i dont know if legolas is as much a term of affection as bubba is....

.: posted by chrissy 5:03 PM

Thursday, March 04, 2004

291: filipinos are so shady

.: posted by chrissy 12:26 PM

Monday, February 16, 2004

291: i'm eating mcdonalds
291: i need to stop eating so much crap
Mun: hahah... i ate cafeteria food
Mun: we've even.
291: we ave?
Mun: we ave.

.: posted by monkey bar chick 1:55 PM

Monday, February 09, 2004

pma: we would love to have you silly poo head

.: posted by chrissy 4:51 PM

Wednesday, January 21, 2004

nbor: currently eating: dried mangoes, popcorn, slim jims, mountain dew..
nbor: i must be pregnant...

.: posted by monkey bar chick 3:11 PM

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

719: googlysquat
719: derived from diddlysquat?
1691: very sharp.
719: right right
719: from the latin word diddliamosquatimos
1691: i see you are well versed in latin
719: well as a young school boy i was sent to rome for boarding school
1691: is that where you were trained in the sport of quidditch?
719: no, that was a few years later when i studied in london
1691: you studied in london? *I* studied in london!
719: get out of here
1691: it's true!
719: are you too a quidditcher?
1691: in my glory days
1691: i was a seeker... but damn that harry potter!! he was so fast

.: posted by chrissy 10:45 PM

Sunday, January 04, 2004

sjkim: happy new years chrissy
sjkim: ic how it is
sjkim: resolution to ignore the koreans huh

.: posted by chrissy 2:12 AM

Thursday, December 18, 2003

291: okie doke
291: we'll play it by ear
291: what does that mean anyway?
291: how dumb
291: who plays anything with their ears?

.: posted by chrissy 5:00 PM

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

who are these people and why don't they actually work??

1691: when you read that in your head, are you screaming to yourself?
291: i am!
291: it's like this:
291: heheehh
291: don't you feel like i just yelled at you?
1691: i do
291: I'M NOT!
291: hehehe
1691: hahah
1691: your husband is right. we are four year olds
291: hahahaha
291: we are
1691: :-P
1691: whatever
1691: I DON'T CARE!
291: ME EITHER!!

.: posted by chrissy 3:04 PM

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

it's a rough day...

LHT: that is truw
LHT: ture
LHT: truw
LHT: true
LHT: haha

.: posted by monkey bar chick 4:28 PM

Friday, November 21, 2003

1691: you know what song people should sing more often
1691: you are my sunshine
1691: my only sunshine
1691: you make me happ-eEeEEeEEe

.: posted by monkey bar chick 11:50 AM

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

pfch: i played [football] saturday morning
1691: nice.
1691: chicago vs. michigan!?
1691: =P
pfch: oh man.. for real
pfch: i don't know...
pfch: we're pretty good
pfch: =)
1691: HA
1691: bring it!

.: posted by chrissy 8:02 PM

Monday, November 03, 2003

it's not IM, but funny nonetheless =D

her: There's something uneasy about this
me: what?
her: sucking the head of a shrimp
me: haha
her: what makes it worse is when it comes flying out of your mouth

guess who?

.: posted by chrissy 11:01 PM

Thursday, October 23, 2003

1691: i'm fiending for hooters again
1691: the wings, that is.
1691: not the scantily clad high school girls in daisy dukes they call waitresses.
291: riiigghhhtt..

.: posted by monkey bar chick 12:15 PM

Friday, October 10, 2003

*please note that no lines of text have been deleted between the following statements:

issy: ok, go sleep
pma: frank
pma: U
pma: i'm auddi
pma: :JR#$W*)UR)*@#U*@#F
pma: =P
pma: nice nite for sleep
pma: :L
pma: ok
pma: but
pma: i mean
pma: biwe

.: posted by chrissy 4:08 PM

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

ani: but i'm going to start doing AIM drive by's and shoot out hte site

.: posted by chrissy 4:27 PM

Thursday, September 11, 2003

for the immature 12-year-old in you:

nbor: i was going to ask you abou tit!!

.: posted by monkey bar chick 11:01 AM

Saturday, September 06, 2003

421: i can't wait till the wedding
421: i wanna see everyone
421: and then break down crying when i see the wedding...

.: posted by chrissy 3:58 PM

Monday, August 25, 2003

ero: man i got tired last night at 2ish...
ero: had to crash
ero: woke up today at 9
ero: i'm NORMAL again
ero: my friends are gonna reject me

.: posted by monkey bar chick 1:44 PM

Thursday, August 21, 2003

sess: i felt like a stalker, drivign by his house, writing down the number and driving away.

.: posted by chrissy 5:20 PM

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

nix: phoenix723 rocks my world.....

.: posted by chrissy 5:17 PM

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

nix: but i'm going to volleyball after that
nix: and i don't want to be all nexty
291: i wouldn't want to be nexty either.
nix: haha
nix: nasty
291:i read conehead..
291: no need to translate
291: or is it connish?
nix: you are a true friend
nix: its connish

.: posted by monkey bar chick 5:42 PM

Friday, August 01, 2003

finally! the truth comes out! =P

YL9: i only like WOMEN

.: posted by chrissy 8:30 AM

Thursday, July 31, 2003

nbor: "Get your own account. Biatch!!"

.: posted by chrissy 11:24 AM

Wednesday, July 23, 2003

513: i'm not sure of ur choice of wording here
513: it confoozled me
1691: yeah, i know
1691: my technical jargon confoozles many
513: i mean
513: wut really is "happy"
513: now for myself
513: i woulda said
513: "gay birthday connie cheung!"

.: posted by chrissy 11:31 AM

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

291: i think he's just shy
1691: j_n is shy?
291: no
291: i was being nice
291: i think he's chicken

.: posted by chrissy 5:14 PM

Thursday, June 12, 2003

ubed: i woudl give my right ear to see lynn run

ubed: be a friend man....tell me if i run gay

.: posted by chrissy 5:21 PM

BRa: all i have in my fridge is old rice, milk, OJ, yogurt, and water
BRa: yeah i need mustard
291: of course....to go with the yogurt
BRa: haha naturally
BRa: oh, actually, i ate a spoonful, then mixed pretzel crumbs with ti and ate it with a spoon
BRa: i.e. rock bottom

.: posted by monkey bar chick 11:53 AM

Monday, June 02, 2003

nbor: so...we can pay slackers to stop slacking....get the number of slackers to decrease....increase the demand for slackers...then slacker salaries increase...then i can go back to being a slacker...
nbor: hmmm...
nbor: no wonder i never get promoted...

.: posted by chrissy 4:33 PM

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

ie918: um, how do i get home from my apt?

.: posted by monkey bar chick 12:07 PM

Monday, May 19, 2003

291: i could use some digerati up in this place...i can't believe how slow my computer is.
291: i hate when my password is otiose.
291: makes me want to defenestrate this dumb thing.
1691: you are a JEENYUS
291: i try

.: posted by chrissy 4:15 PM

1691: my hallux hurts... someone stepped on it during the soccer game on sunday
291: wow.
291: excellent.

.: posted by monkey bar chick 4:08 PM

Friday, May 16, 2003

ero: (i'll actually do anything for cheap thrills)

.: posted by chrissy 3:14 PM

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

sess: can you cancel a friend after you've already approved 'em?

.: posted by chrissy 4:49 PM

another day of productivity achieved by responsible young professionals...

ero: how can one ponder on other boobs once britney's have been revealed?
291: well i guess the lack of public display of her nipple leaves something to be desired?
ared: no need to see nipples
ared: thats like too much i feel
ero: oh but it was displayed
ared: i must have missed it.....i only watched it once
ared: not like 50 times like *ero* here

291: i concur
ale: i concur as well
1691: concur
1691: i do
ared: dammmit, i shoulda concurred!
ale: you're out

ero: it was dope as hell...
1691: how is crownfitting DOPE

.: posted by monkey bar chick 2:33 PM

Tuesday, May 13, 2003

this is what you miss if you don't have aim at work...

421: jon gonads here

ero: i don't need a pushup bra
ero: mine are PERKY enough to stand their own ground

ared: cool.....i will bomb ur toilet.....or have james do it for me......
ero: bombing toilets is not my business
1691: i think that's louis' job

910: I knew it you are all mafia

1691: that was an intense 5 minutes of conversation

lie22: i need to strip myself

291: so the playa took you behind the dodge ball field to make out to make it up to you?

ero: my boobs
1691: ummm... do i really want to click on a link that says "my boobs" from jmz?
1691: lets ponder this for a moment...
ero: click click!!
ero: (you may have seen it already)
291: brb
101: mmmm. luscious.

101: Isn't it nice that other people with boobs aren't judging you?
101: mmm
291: i judge james.
291: ;-)
101: oh.
101: nevermind.
291: hehe
1691: i judge james all the time too

.: posted by chrissy 2:49 PM

Friday, May 09, 2003

291: we got our thundersticks.
1691: i know!
291: that's really all that matters.
1691: in all things important in this world... thundersticks is right up there
1691: and tayshaun prince
291: but he is almost secondary to thundersticks.
291: by like || this much
1691: and that's not much

.: posted by monkey bar chick 11:15 AM

Thursday, May 08, 2003

*bonus points for knowing what viceroy is*

1691: i think viceroy may be a litte too ghetto for you
ale: hey I like being ghetto fabulous! :-)
1691: hahaha... stick to birmingham and royal oak, pretty boy.
ale: I'm not pretty... what are you talking about... I'm a thug 8-)
1691: hahahaha
1691: right
1691: you and your soniccare toothbrush
ale: i have to keep my gold and platinum teeth clean

.: posted by chrissy 9:35 AM

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

291: chrissy chrissy bo brissy bananfana fo frissy meee myyy mo mrissssyyyyy CHRISSY!!
291: it's funny to say mrissy..

.: posted by chrissy 12:33 PM

Friday, May 02, 2003

AD: i walked out to my car after lunch cuz i had food coma and i wanted to take a nap
AD: only when i got out to the parking lot...i realized that i took the train today
AD: so i had to walk back...no nap :-(
1691: dork
AD: your sympathy is so evident

.: posted by chrissy 4:05 PM

*please note that no lines of text have been deleted between the following statements:

ie918: haaha
291: okay
ie918: yoo told me what yoo waanntted.. i GAVE yoo what yoo neeededdd.. i told yoo that i loved yoo made it good for yoo n Mean it.. iiiiinnevverrr mmmaakkee a ppprrroommisseee.. iii ccannntt kkkekeeeeeeeppp
ie918: yo
ie918: can i lift 75 pounds?

.: posted by monkey bar chick 2:59 PM

Wednesday, April 30, 2003

nbor: is there such a thing as a "pride-a-holic"?
291: umm..
291: i'm sure there is, but with a much more sophisticated and technical term.
nbor: yeah...you're probably right...
291: but for our purposes, pride-o-holic will suffice.
nbor: i think they're commonly known as "snobs" or "pompous jerks"

.: posted by monkey bar chick 2:58 PM

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

....on root canals:

ero: painless

.: posted by monkey bar chick 4:00 PM

291: do i limp when i walk?
1691: i don't think you limp when you walk
291: that's good.
1691: that is good. nobody wants to limp when they walk.
291: this is true.
291: unless you're in 1995 when it was cool to limp when you walked.
291: or *strut* i should say.
1691: or if you walk like a gangster, does that count?
291: is that the same thing as a thug walk?
291: is there a difference? i feel it's a sensitive line.
1691: i think... gangster=thug, but thug doesn't always=gangster
291: ahhh..one of those..
1691: so is there a separate gangster walk, a thug walk, and a thug that's not a gangster walk?
291: having been surrounded by SO many of them, i must say that i am unaware of the distinction.

.: posted by chrissy 11:45 AM

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

291: i mean.
291: fake pukey puke
291: go home
291: pack your bag
291: and take like the whole week off as sick
291: woohoo!!

.: posted by chrissy 5:59 PM

Monday, April 14, 2003

291: okay...i'm out like a light..
ero: i'm out like jon's converse
ero: (you can tell him i said that)

.: posted by monkey bar chick 9:13 PM

Wednesday, April 09, 2003

1691: btw i heard shei made you into a pin-up model
1691: that freshman girls all over campus have you hanging up in their dorm rooms.
19: oh WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!

1691: haha... but seriously... i wanna see it next time i come
19: of course
19: i'll try to get you a copy
19: it'll cost you a few bucks though...my pretty face isn't cheap, ya know
1691: hahaha
1691: my 4 years of guidance and support isn't enough payment?!?
19: haha
19: i'll see what i can do
1691: what about my friendship and gratitude?
1691: that's gotta be worth something.
19: might just cover the cost of the mag =)

.: posted by chrissy 11:14 AM

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

in stores now!....

** the orDIPeo **

check out your local cookie retailer today!

.: posted by monkey bar chick 10:44 AM

Friday, April 04, 2003

My favorite lines of the day... guess what kind of morning i had??

AD: i'll start up a collection and call it "Bail Money for Oppressed Workers' Fund", dedicated in your name

291: did you get all dizzy cuz you were so pissed?

291: because some people just need a good ass kicking. (can i get an amen!?!)

.: posted by chrissy 2:58 PM

Thursday, April 03, 2003

1691: you're the dork
421: i know
421: i wear the name proudly

.: posted by chrissy 1:31 PM

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

1691: i thought you quit
291: yeah..
291: well i'm in the process of trying to eliminate my need for it.
1691: you're just feeding your addiction

.: posted by chrissy 3:49 PM

101: it's really nice how we unconditionally support each other no matter what.
291: we wouldn't be the same person if we didn't.
101: and we ARE.
101: which is comforting.

.: posted by monkey bar chick 12:09 PM

Friday, March 28, 2003

a conversation between two hard-working and responsible young professionals...

1691: get this
291: what?
1691: i was WORKING all morning
291: SHUT UP.
1691: I KNOW!
1691: hahaha
291: !!
291: it deserved two and exclamations.

.: posted by chrissy 2:28 PM

from the page of redundancy page...

"Boy do I need a BJ. Any takers? Only females apply please. =)"


.: posted by monkey bar chick 9:14 AM

Monday, March 24, 2003

tiK: does everybody rotate to play all positions?
tiK: like...everybody should get the chance to be a setter?
1691: well it depends on what kind of rotation you are playing
tiK: interesting
tiK: i think we had a circular rotation going on

i think i'm the only person who's gonna find this funny

.: posted by chrissy 11:31 AM

Thursday, March 20, 2003

291: hahahahahahahahaha
1691: i can't even pull it up!!!
1691: someone's prolly watching me
291: hahahahahahahah
1691: and they see a pictures of animated breasts.
291: hahahahahahaha

.: posted by chrissy 8:56 AM

291: yeah..
291: otherwise there's a danger of falling over.
291: and who wants to fall on a bathroom floor?

.: posted by chrissy 8:52 AM

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